My back is giving me problems.
I feel 90.
Every morning, there's a pain from my shoulders to my lower back.
Urgh.

My brother was watching me play FFVII (cause he says it's like watching a movie) and I was telling him about all those yaoi doujinshis I've read that was SephirothxCloud and it gave him a few ideas, just read on.
It so happens that we were at Aeris' death scene and Sephiroth and Cloud exchanged a few words that were SO suggestive it made us pause at every scene to LAUGH.
It kinda went like this...

Cloud: My fingers are tingling, my mouth is dry...
Bro and I: O_O (because we were just saying how it seems like Sephiroth was giving Cloud a job when he made Cloud give him the black materia)

Then Sephiroth sprouts some bullshit about being surprised Cloud had feelings.

Cloud: Of course! Who do you think I am?
Bro: "My toy"
Bro and I: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Me: I was trying NOT to say IT!

Then in the snowy mountains, Elena delivers our punchline!

Elena: It really doesn't matter! But you really got guts doin' my Boss in like that!
Me: Boss? Tseng? Doing Tseng? :O
Bro: XD LOL!
Cloud: You mean Boss... Tseng? That wasn't us, Sephiroth did it
Me: :O Sephiroth isn't just doin' Cloud
Bro: XD XD XD
Elena: Don't try to act innocent, I'll never forget it!!
Me: Innocent? Right. Not with Sephiroth~
Bro: HAHAHAH! YEAH, Cloud = not innocent
Me: XD

Oh, we laughed like crazy after that.
Yes, we have alot of free time.