Sunday, December 27, 2009

I like it when videogames have the lol-est dialogue

Especially when it makes no sense (i.e "All your base are belong to us").
I was playing Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time and came across a couple of brainwashed turtles calling themselves the L33t Hamm3r Broz.
And here's what they told Mario, Luigi, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi.

"Area restricted. All noob intruders to be haxored by us L33t Hamm3r Broz.!"

"We are teh Shroob allies. We roxor U and then ROFL. Then U am cry"

"We receive orders thru antennas on these L33t helmets. They R hotness"

"We must obey all orders. We like 2 pwn noobs 4 teh master Shroobzors"

"U = noobs. Broz. = L33t. Prepare 4 total pwnage. Woot! Woot! Woot! Woot!"

*Some giant nose then pwns Mario and Luigi*

"Noobs still r not pwned. Continue pwnership until all noobz R pwned"

"Teh escape is impossible. We r 2 L33t. We ownz joo"

"U will get flatzored by R L33t hammers "

LOL!
I do believe that this dialogue was intended to sound this way.. unlike our dear old "All your base" lines.
I had to close my DS to laugh a little after each line.
And they very nearly 'pwned' my 'noob' ass too.
I kept making silly mistakes during the battle.. like forgetting to counter-attack and shit.
Then I got pwned silly by two thorny mushrooms and GAME OVER-ed.
Damn!

[The best part of the entire dialogue HAD to be "... and then ROFL"... I ROFL-ed for real]