http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php
Discovered this link on Rye-chan's blog.
Basically, you insert your name and it generates random Chuck Norris-like facts with your name in it instead!
I put in Vampyy.. and put my gender as 'IT'
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Vampyy finds it delicious.
[HA!]
Vampyy knows the last digit of pi.
[if there is any]
If you spell Vampyy wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Vampyy?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
[Run while you still have the chance]
When Vampyy sends in its taxes, it sends blank forms and includes only a picture of itself, crouched and ready to attack. Vampyy has not had to pay taxes, ever.
[WISH]
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Vampyy dies.
[Very true]
For every person Mother Nature kills, Vampyy kills five.
[People suck~]
Bullets dodge Vampyy.
[YES!]
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Vampyy.
[:D]
Vampyy sleeps with a pillow under its gun.
[How comfortable is that?]
Vampyy always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
[That would help ALOT in the game]
Vampyy invented black. In fact, it invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
[Another one I TOTALLY agree with!!]
