Let's talk Pokemon.
I liked them back when there were only 100 Pokemon and the maximum amount of evolution that happens is only 3. And Pikachu only had 2. And the evolution only happens when u get the thunder stone. I think. From that city with the 4 storey PokeMart.
...
How times have changed.
According to my nephew, and I'm going to trust a 7 year old's knowledge in Pokemon as mine was quite vast as well (Note:WAS), apparently, the evolution process has changed massively since I last touched the Yellow Version.
Instead of 3 times, Pokemon now evolve 5 times!
And, apparently, Pichu...



What, were they tracking the Viridian Forest and stumbled across a cuter version of Pikachu and realised that OHMYGOSH Pichus were merely too tiny to notice before?
T_T
He was confused at my confusion.
I then said "Oh Lord, I'm old"
And it confused him even more.. maybe in his little child's head he's thinking "Yeah, you ARE old so why're you whining?"
I want to be 12 again.
I've always wondered if they named Pikachu after "Pika Pika" (sparkly) and "CHUU" (kiss)
And that Raichu is surely "Rai" (thunder) and "Chu"
So, what's PICHU?
Machu Picchu?
No. I'm not cracking myself up.
[EDIT: Why do all the Chus look like this -> :D]