If I were to take romance novels as historical fact from a sociological perspective... I was definitely born a few hundred years TOO LATE.
Yes. I have perhaps read one too many... I read two... in the past week.
In the past, I've read more.
Notice how in romance novels, all the guys have rakishly good looks?
All of them have a set of straight whites that will blind you in the middle of the night? Despite the lack of proper orthodontic care back in those days?
And also, notice how everybody seems to be a Duke or an Earl or a Baron or what have you? From the looks of it, being of noble birth is almost as common as all the Datuks running around in our country today.
And also, notice how, for virgins, these girls just take to sex as easily as they would to walking?
XD All 'first-time' awkwardness do not exist for the lust is simply too much for them to bother about the fact that they've never done it before!
How perfect.
I should've been born then :(
