Masayo... my dear friend who growls better than most guys that I've heard live.

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I helped her pick Barbie Dolls today.

It's quite oxymoronic and paradoxical in all meanings of the words (of which, I believe there's only one each).

While I checked out Star Wars, Legos, Tranformers, Nerfs (Nerves, if we're being grammatically correct) and Gundams...
She checked out Barbie Dolls.

It might be confusing.

Hence, never judge a book by its cover.
Or, never judge a person by what they wear.
For I was in a prissy skirt and she was in a heavy metal t-shirt.