Sj's an ass at times. Especially when she's out to embarass me. Haha. She was taking a break from studying today, so she was gazing out the window at the library. Her ass was right at my face and I couldn't resist but whack it. Haha. I think I whacked it about 2 times when she came over and gazed over my shoulder while I was studying history and plopped her butt down on my chair's armrest. I told her she seems like my sexy secratary and she took it to heart I tell you. She started stripping me off my jacket while saying 'How are you, boss?' and I was all like '...?'. The best part was she was saying it all with this really breathless voice! -_-" I swear people were staring. Haha. Christina refused to even look at us. Before all that I went with Sj to the first floor as usual to check out the books. We decided to check out the 'grossly' book that I mentioned in my previous post. It was a romance so we were looking out for the sex. Actually, I was looking out for the sex. Haha. But I know she wanted to as well. She's a horny person [as proved by the secratary act]. Then we found it. HAahah. Turns out the girl was kidnapped by this guy claiming her as his [she's already married] and wanted to DO IT with her. HAha. The corniest line of all was her going 'I can't give you pleasure! Our reactions?
Sj : -___-"
Me : O_o? Not bad wei this girl!
Then they ended up doing it anyway. Haha. If the whole pleasure line is not bad enough, the author comes up with the most creative lines I tell you. One goes something like his tongue travelling all the way down to the 'gates to paradise'. We nearly died reading this line man. Haahha. We sat there laughing for ages! The other one said 'love channel'.-___-". Then she read the title to this book and the title was 'Excisemen'. Sj, being the 'brilliant' person she is read 'Exercise Men'. She was all 'You know? Exercise!' proceeding to do some exercise movements while sitting on the floor. Haha. I decided to join in with the movements and went '...Yeah'. I really don't wanna know what kinda of a sight we'd be. Sitting on the floor moving our arms spastically. Hahaha. And I, right here right now, am going to tell you..I'm gonna fail history! I did the soalan ramalan today and the first question went like this.
Apakah piramid tertua yang dibina daripada batu?
A. Piramid Sakkura
B. Piramid Sakkara
C. Piramid Sukkara
D. Piramid Sukkura
O_o? You wanna help me there? I don't even remember studying about pyramids! Well, me and Sj checked it out...it's Piramid Sakkara. Not that any of you care or anything..but still. I gotta go out now. The whole world's waiting for me. Hehe. Ciao all!
