Life plan

I've seriously planned out my life!

See, I'm turning 18 this year isn't it? Well, I'm OLD as a hag now that I'm turning 18. Life ENDS at 18 because

1. You can't sneak into any cinema to catch an 18 rated movie anymore.
2. You're allowed to do quite alot of things.
3. More freedom in terms of law.
4. Smoking is now legal. What's the point in smoking?
5. YOU CAN'T BREAK ANYMORE RULES.

So, the plan is, I'm gonna stay a hip and happening until I'm 50. That's when life starts again.

At 50, I'm gonna go clubbing and pick up the young, hot teenagers and teach them a thing or two about life.