Picked out my favourites.. and dumbest.
The year's best [actual] headlines of 2006
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
And the ultimate:
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
At times like this, I'd say 'No shit, right?'
LOL.
So far, boring boring boring.
Nothing to do.
I'm hungry as hell (Well, I don't know if hell is hungry but they must be if they're so busy punishing people...forget it), I haven't eaten but I don't want to eat.
I'm looking like a 5 week old elephant right about now.
But oh, I'm so hungry!]
My MirrorMask FINALLY started downloading.
There's only one person..LOL
Stupid.
I'm gonna go eat now.
I'll die of malnutrition if I continue this way.
There's gotta be a better way to lose weight (DO NOT suggest exercise *faints*)
