SJ and I were discussing her latest assignment which is to make a career leaflet for something within this thing called 'Built Environment'.
I told her the career can be a rockstar.. She had to write about role, responsibility and education.
Here goes nothing!
Role
- Look good on stage
- Spitting water into crowd
- Get drunk after good gig and smash TV sets
- Enter rehab after a year of touring.
Responsibility
- Stage diving
- Look hot
- Sleep with hot groupies (applies for girls too, cause you can have hot male groupies)
- Crashing guitars while headbanging
Education
- Proper education in the art of crashing a guitar in the midst of headbanging while looking good. Takes practice. In case there ARE cameras in the crowd waiting to snap you.
- Drop out of high school.
- Have good taste in music, good clothes...and...oh yeah, a hot bod in case you take off your shirt.
Then she was going on and on about how 'rockstar' doesn't fit in a career for the built environment.
Built environment
- Stage
- Stadiums
- Studios
She needs to talk to her lecturer.
We're on to something here.
Even though we're stereotyping, who cares. Make fun of what you like the most XD
