Hello virtual people!
I have not been blogging because my eyes have not been allowing itself to open for the past few days.
So! Updates!
I have finished reading No Dram of Mercy. Let me tell you, that is definitely not light reading. Do not read this book for entertainment. After you're done reading, you start reflecting on EVERYTHING. Family, material items, friends, your own personality, your lifestyle and the clothes you have on your back.
I emerged from the book feeling lucky and happy for the first time in many years.
Cold jokes have been flying in my direction since yesterday.
Jessica and Thingy should meet. They can have a cold joke festival together.
The two of them alone can freeze hell over.
What happened was, Claire asked Jessica about Tall Guy from the Samsung store. Apparently, she hasn't seen him for days (Why are you noticing HIM, Claireeey?).
Jessica said,
"He went to Bali with his girlfriend and his other friends"
Claireeey and I asked,
"What did he go to Bali for?"
Jessica replied,
"Buy barley"
It was SO COLD, you could hear Claireeey and I crack like ice.
Then, today, Thingy bounces into the shop while shopping with his mother and sister. When he bounced back in the second time when Claireeey arrived at the shop, he says that he is going to Bali. Claireeey says "Go Bali for what?".. He says "Drink iced barley".
Oh, holy chickens.
We cracked for the second time in two days.
RayRay/Raynana told Claireeey that he may not join us for Jogoya and Claireeey told me. Here's what happened over the phone this morning.
Claire: Yeah man.. Stupid bugger.. I was yelling at him yesterday.. On msn.. He said he has to see if he has sufficient cash or not at that time..
Lyd: He would have sufficient cash if he did not splurge it all yesterday without us!
Claire: Yeah.. Beach face.. And when i was yelling at him, he just said.. Hahaha.. Calm down.. Why are you so cute? I was so offended.
Lyd: Being angry is bring cute? I am more shocked than offended. I had no idea he had SUCH hobbies.
Claire: I told him I don't do cute.. I do amazingly awesome.. And yelled at him some more..
Lyd: Now i am shocked at your blatant display of absolutely no modesty.
Claire: It's good to be a little extra confident at times.. :)
Lyd: Extra confident and in your face is two different things! Hahahaha but i still love you.
Claire: What.. I was being nice to him already.. And he was all oh no, i don't think i can go.. Hahaha.. But i love you too..
Lyd: Hahahaha. He is a bum.
Claire: Yeah.. A stupid bum.. K.. I gotta get ready.. See u in an hour or so.. :) don't miss me too muchie
I have taken the liberty to leave out the parts where I was cursing him.
Hahahahaha! I don't mean it of course. I love you, Raynana. (Except the space monkey pants)
If you wanna know why we were being emotional about it.. it's because he said he can't go with us because he ALREADY WENT WITH HIS FRIENDS YESTERDAY!
He ditched us!! We're his friends too! Lol!!
Started my Advance 5 class today.
We were learning something about colours and the impressions it gives us.
So my sensei said "Lydia-san, pinku o mimasu, imeji-shimasu" (Lydia-san, look at the pink, imagine)
I stared at the pink and accidently went "Urgh".
She was like "Eh? Nani nani?"
I tried to think of something. I was about to say "Ano, sensei, pinku ga hontou ni suki JA NAI! DAIKIRAI!" (Erm, sensei, I really DO NOT LIKE pink. HATE!!) but of course I kept my cool and tried to squeeze something out.
In the end, she told me to pick a colour that I liked so I said "Midori" (green)
So she asked me what do I imagine when I see green.
I said "Midori o miru kara, okane o rensoushimasu". She did not understand why I imagine money when I see green.
Claireeey and I are going to collaborate and produce canvases.
Our concept is 'hearts'.
Lol!!!!!!
What happened was, I was cutting hearts out of the receipt papers that we did not want anymore.
Jessica crushed one and I yelled 'You crushed my heart!!'
And then Claireeey was messing them around and I said 'Don't play with my heart!!'
The puns that were making it's way out of my mouth gave us the inspiration for our artistic adventure.
One that I will reveal is 'Don't take my heart away!'
This one will feature a mannequin (in a walking position) at the doorway with it's back to the room and in it's hand will be the paper heart.
HAHAHAHAHA!!
(I'm serious, really. Art doesn't always need to be serious. Humour can be added)
I don't care if your world is ending today
Because I wasn't invited to it anyway
You said I tasted famous, so I drew you a heart
But now I'm not an artist I'm a fucking work of art
I've got an F and a C and I got a K too
And the only thing that's missing is a bitch like you
-(s)AINT, Marilyn Manson
I hope you understand the last two lines cause that's my favourite
'And the only thing that's missing is a bitch like you' (U)
Spell that and what do you get? F-U-okay, I'll stop.
