Today was yet another sweet day of bossing Claireeey around for the fun of it :)
I love Claireeey.
I am now typing this post with my hair hanging over my face 'The Ring'-style.
Why? I seriously think there is ssomething wrong with my hairline. Honestly. It's stuck in some strange position and won't move. It feels like i have 40 pounds of hardened tar in my hair. And mind you, I've washed my hair. I should know.
Lord knows what the hell is wrong with my hair nowadays. This is on my list of questions to ask God when I meet him (If I ever meet him)
I am dreading tomorrow night.
God!! A CHURCH wedding dinner. CHURCH!!
Seriously! Lord! (No pun intended)
I'm very honestly dreading. And we all know, if I'm accompanying my grandma, I'll be seated at the table with all the aunties. And we all know how the aunties get on my case ALL THE TIME. I'll make sure to wear something that makes my boobs pop. We'll see what they have to say THEN. They most likely have never seen a chest as awesome as mine and will be rendered speechless (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
On the plus side, I actually have tomorrow off :D
I was thinking of going back to 1Utama and take a walk around.
And sales is starting tomorrow!!! It'll be shit to park and walk but it's the only day I have off so I gotta. I still wanna get my Converse shoes. Lol! And I'm looking at the traditional black ones. I don't want no fancy schmancy shoe. I want black sneakers.
Oh my God, Claire. Jessica and I were on the topic of sex.
I seriously DO NOT/HAVE NO IDEA/NO FXCKING CLUE as to how we got there. Honestly. I swear it wasn't my pervy mind playing games with my speech!!
(I mean, we all know I have desires like a man but this had nothing to do with it)
I found it funny. Honestly.
That's how we spent the night after you were gone. Having a heart to heart talk about men, sex and all that.
And the best part is, I'll repeat, it's completely not my fault.
