It started out great, you know, it was just Mum, Grandma and me again at dinner and we decided to venture into the world of Japanese food (sushi) and green tea and it continued to be great until dinner was over and my brother came home from his dinner and started on a topic that included a whole lotta 'penis' in it.
And then Mum decided to remind me how I first learned that the male anatomy is very different from the female's.. the traumatising part is my brother knows and I don't even remember a single shit?
Apparently, and I am relating this word for word, in kindergarten the bathroom in that building was unisex. They saw it fit to shove a whole lotta 3 year olds (Yes, I pestered my parents to enroll me for kindergarten when I was 3) into the same bathroom with absolutely no partition and they did not predict that it will completely ruin our innocence?
As I remember, we had fixed times to go to the loo and everybody would line up in front of the toilet (one for boys and one for girls)... and it was an just an ordinary loo break until my 3 year old eyes decided to venture to the other side of the room and saw the boys.
And I came home and announced to my Dad that "Boys have sticks".
Seriously, how does my brother know this and I don't considering he wasn't even BORN then.
I know my Dad teases me alot about the 'sticks' but I never knew how I found out.
And my Mum laughed so hard... It's nice to know that I unconsciously amuse my family.
Way to spoil a great night, bro.
On a more frustrating note, it appears that my germs have done me no good again.
Due to my ongoing flu (Yeap, it's not gone yet), I missed two AutoCAD classes and now I'm completely lost. Thank God, I managed to keep myself afloat today though I was lost quite a few times but I still managed to complete the tasks given.
Nut brought me to a little shop in Aman Suria for lunch today. We had three hours for lunch and were once again stumped as to where we were to have lunch and she said "I know a place in Aman Suria that has damn good char siew rice" and I said "Lead the way".
So we went there, she ate for two people and I ate for one and when we were done we headed to 1Utama.. (I should get paid for the amount of times the name appears on my blog..) to walk around and I found the two most adorable (and probably most expensive) jackets. One's mustard yellow and short (RM299) and the other one is white and long, and this is the most amazing part, it actually hides me huge ass!! (RM599)
I'll most likely never get it though. If I have 600 bucks to spend on a jacket, I'll save up another 700 bucks for my PS3.
Which WILL come into my life, eventually.
And when it does, do not expect me to step out of the house EVER.
I'm looking for a book by a French author called 'Lolita' or something along those lines.
I've read some reviews for it awhile ago and it seemed pretty interesting.
Oh well, keep looking. I haven't read The Graveyard Book in awhile. Will get back to it..
It's getting pretty good.
Okay, gotta go. Blogging, watching movies and chatting with Michelle about dating... is too much to handle. My limit is doing two things at a go... nothing more than that cause my brain will combust.
