Monday, February 22, 2010

My eyes are like a venus fly trap and air is like a fly... *snap snap*

So I resubmitted my work.
I tried my best but yet, I have a feeling I am going to fail.
I know people say be positive but I have been setback so far.. I can't even if I wanted to.

Now I have to write a manifesto.
I googled "How to write a manifesto" and there were over 1,750,000 hits.
Now, in my opinion, writing a manifesto is a very brave thing to do.
Yes.. people have written about communism, equality, war.. etc.. everything.. even futurism (though if you ask me, the Futurist manifesto sets people back instead of sending them flying into infinity and beyond)..
But, my prototype is FURNITURE.
Read after my typed word, FUR-NEE-CHUR.
Who, in their sane mind, writes a manifesto on furniture?
I've never encountered someone writing a manifesto on furniture.. or maybe my megalomania is just coming into play again. A manifestation of my world domination plans views seem logical enough but my views and intentions when creating a chair?
Let's just say, I'm going to die.
And I'm sorry but I can't help but think of MEPHISTO when someone says 'manifesto'.. mephistopheles, mephostopheles, mephisto - same same.

Ivan just yelled out "NAP"
Yes, he yells
So I'm gonna say,
NAP!