There is a weird rash developing on the underside of my thigh.
*pause for cringing*
It's all bumpy and itchy.
It feels like aliens landed, released alien spores for them to spawn and my leg caught a few.
Oooh, if this was Torchwood, I am carrying parasite aliens. :D
Oh no, wait, wrong emoticon - :S
You know, when you wear braces, there's so many "don't"s.
Don't eat chewing gum.
That was the only thing I was told and it didn't really matter cause I never liked gum to begin with.
The weird thing is - eating corn. You can but you shouldn't.
Ever tried that? No? DON'T.
Cause it will be the grossest thing that will ever happen inside your mouth (unless.. nevermind, too porno for this time of night).
Not only for you (all that smushing and smacking of corn bits.. XD) but also for the people around because Lord knows things get stuck in those brackets.
But, I never allowed it to stop me (at home, of course..)
My Mum was all "You're gonna eat so much less now that you're wearing braces"
It didn't actually change my diet. If anything, I probably ate more.
[Random topic, I know but I was just thinking it.. kinda like mental diarrhoea now]
