Lyd: Stop staring at SynGates, you manwhore.
Bro: I'm not staring at him! I'm staring at his guitar.
Lyd: Yeah, yeah, we all know where his guitar is AT.
Bro: His FRETBOARD, beached whale.
Lyd: I bet you'd enjoy running up and down his fretboard.
Bro: *becomes strangely violent*

He bonked me with my bolster and even tried throwing Ivan at me.

Oh Oh! The mothership has landed!!!
Pick up your aliens TODAY!
(I got paid!)

My brother has officially bought his Crybaby pedal!
Lol! Immediately, he whisked my bass down to his room so we could FINALLY jam Sweet Dreams. And let me tell you, that shit is sweet alright.
We also attempted Anti-Christ Superstar and, you know what? I think we should do it again. Anti-Christ Superstar is definitely much more fun than Beautiful People.

I told my brother that it would be fun to have sex to Scream by A7X. And he tried humping the air to the beat. It didn't really work out so he said Benassi's (screw spelling) Satisfaction would be better. And then he humps to the beat of Satisfaction. I nearly died of laughter.

Work tomorrow at 2. I'm going to buy myself a new book :D