Wednesday, July 02, 2008

So, Claire calls me while I'm at work and says
"Is Jessica coming today?"
And I said,
"I'm not sure. Why?"
And she replies,
"Cause my leg is really hurting and I can't walk so I don't think I can come"
And my first thought was "Oh Crap! This is her revenge for what I did to her before!"
I was afraid I was gonna have to work 12 hours but Jessica came :)

My Mum and sister#2 is home from their little trip to a place 30 minutes away from Sitiawan.
And it's safe to say that I'll be brotherless till Sunday!! (Or Saturday if he doesn't make the cut)
Woo-hoo! [They dropped him off for a golf tournament and made the GOOD CHOICE of ditching him there cause I've heard, the place is crap]
Did I mention? That night, while brother and I were jamming, I swear we're such crap singers, we were singing along to Sweet Dreams for the beat and we were harmonizing.. WITHOUT INTENDING TO. Which is horrible because he was singing in one key and I was singing in another and we were playing in a whole other key. It was 'Lol'. And nobody realised it cause the two of us (and his computer) was in a world of their own and we only realised it when we came to the 'Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?' part when I realised that we sounded like crap and prayed really hard none of my family members walked by.
Cause as much as I deny it, my parents aren't tonally challenged.
I'm actually OKAY with singing.. but, come on, give me a break. We were singing MARILYN MANSON. Nobody normal can do that.

I've been listening to this band called Cibo Matto (Okay, no 'cibai' jokes here, you hear that?) and they're like a mixture of acid jazz, funk, rock and whatever else you can think of. I'm particularly in love with the song Sugar Water which is really nice. I'm FASCINATED (not in love) with the song 'Know Your Chicken'. I'm not kidding. That's the name of the song.
What happened was, Nee On and I were eating ice cream in his car on Monday night (ice cream that was my treat due to my mothership landing) and he had this crazy sounding music on that really got my attention (I was listening to the stereo not him) and all of a sudden I heard the words 'I know my chicken. You got to know your chicken'. And it was a song about buying chicken. And I got all excited cause I've heard of this song and have always wanted to listen to it fully. Anyway, I got excited and was all 'Oh My Lord!! This is the chicken song!!!! The chicken song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'. In his car. With ice cream in my hand. He was quite taken aback. All he could say in reply was 'Uh... erm... Woohoo????'. To which my reply was '...'
Then, he told me the bandname and let me listen to this other song called Birthday Cake. And it was a song about making a birthday cake and I swear it goes 'Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and MSG!!!!'. She's screaming about a birthday cake with MSG! What's greater than that? Nothing.
Oh yeah, the singer's a girl :)

My family cannot get over the text messages I sent them about my pay. I'm not too sure why they keep harping on it. What's so special? Everybody speaks in tongues nowadays anyway!
I think one message went "The mothership has landed!! I'm bringing aliens home TONIGHT!" which really, everybody can figure it out, means "My pay has arrived! I'm bringing cash home TONIGHT!". Seriously. What's so hard to figure out?
You know what I was told??
"Your mothership has arrived for you".
Thanks.
Now, I'm a little green woman.

I just realised, Claireeey, that you and I CANNOT be friends. Especially if we're both dating.
Have you realised that, besides Toshiya and Xiah, we pretty much have the same taste in men?!
Like I think you're the only other person I've met who agrees when I say Hakken Lee is quite cute. And George Clooney is HAWT PANCAKES. So if you ever date anybody who you think is HAWT PANCAKES. Do not introduce him to me. Cheers XD
If I am ever in an accident and needed to be rushed into surgery E.R style, just send me a George Clooney look alike and I swear, all will to live will rush into me like drain water during a storm.

I'm gonna go watch Robert Schwartzman now cause he's so hot.
And he's good eye candy before bed :X