Last night, just as I was laying my tired head to rest on my very inviting soft pillow, I notice a message received notice on my phone.
With a tired hand, I grabbed my phone and read it.
It read:
"Are you awake?"
From Nut.
I replied "Yeah, I am".
She said, "If Shari and I come over now, will you come out of your house?"
I said "Okay fine"
And they came over and I snuck out of the house (because I didn't wanna wake anybody up) and sat outside talking to them while swatting the vicious mosquitoes away.
Nut was flapping her arms like a bird in failed flight.
All this happened at about 2-3 AM.
I barely woke up this morning.
I'm super sleepy now too.

Then, while at work, Claireeey messages me and says 'Ray is coming to the shop. Ask Jessica if you can go out for lunch'.
So, I ask Jessica whether I can go out when they come because we were halfway through cutting ribbons for the shoes.
[Jessica brightly orders more shoes without realising that her Mum is the one who makes the decorations for the shoes]
Then, Raymond came and he was a vision IN a manbag.
The bag was so huge, I could hardly see where Ray started and ended.
Claireeey said "Ask him what he said about Jogoya!" the moment they arrived.
So I asked him and he says "I don't think I can go... cause I'm going to Singapore..."
Claireeey says "Ask him what for??"
I asked him and he says "Shopping..."
Claireeey says "Who goes to Singapore to SHOP?!"
I say "Me?"
Ray laughs his ass off. Apparently, I was supposed to agree with Claireeey so I said "Yeah! Who goes to Singapore to shop!?"
Then, we went to Zanmai Sushi (or vice versa, whichever) for lunch.
During lunch, we brought up Raymond's ditching us for Singapore thing and he starts to laugh and says "You really believed me?!"
I think Claireeey almost threw a bitch fit at him cause he was lying to her.
RayRay such a bitch. :P
We get back to the shop and I needed to go to the toilet so I say "Come on, Ray. Follow me to the toilet" and he says "Isn't this a little wrong?!" as we walk outside.
I say "No. You can come in and nobody will notice a thing"
He bumped me with his huge ass and I swear, I could've taken down a pillar, if I was near one, with the amount of force that he bumped me with.
The boy is embarassing me.

I was zoning out in Japanese class.
Seriously. I haven't done so in a long time.
My forehead was almost resting on my table.
After class, Nee On and I head to Asia Cafe for food.
I was not hungry but my stomach was growling.
So we ate. And then I discovered that blood makes Nee On queasy.
We started talking about it and he kept shivering and holding on to his throat and stomach.
[He's holding his throat cause apparently, in horror movies, they cut off the neck and the blood sprays everywhere]
As we were leaving, I say "Dude, how're you going to survive childbirth?"
He says, "I'll faint!!"
I say, "Don't you wanna be there for her?"
He replies, "I'll let a family member be there. I won't be in the room. They can record it or whatever and I'll watch it later.... in a place that's safe to faint"
He moves on from holding his stomach and his neck to his thigh. This is because, apparently, they cut off thighs too.
The dude needs to recover from this phobia.
Apparently, he's not always this blood-phobic.. I just caught him on a bad day.
Yeaaaaaaaah~
I told him I wouldn't survive childbirth either.
I also said "I'd rather faint so I wouldn't have to experience the pushing and the pain".
He said "Oh no no no no. Bad idea! If you faint, they'll have to cut you up!"
And then he gets all jelloid cause he's imagining it.
We have vivid imaginations.