Well, it's not as serious as it sounds but I feel worse cause I'm not in perfect physical condition!
I don't want to start on a novel by explaining so I'll just cut a very long story short.
I'm sick.
I've got a stupid, stupid project going on that has more people in the group than the structure has nails.
I'm STILL sick *hallelujah*.
I got summoned on Friday for illegal parking and had to pay RM50! This is why I stick to lots allocated for parking. The ONE time in my entire driving life I decide to park illegally and I get fined for it!
My bloody antibiotics is giving me a tummy ache as they always do. Whoever came up medicine with side-effects should shoot himself right now.
The rain is giving me a headache.
I cannot find the underground section of El Paso in Mazes of Fate and it's giving me a damn headache! (Along with the rain)
My first hole is closing. No! Earring holes NOT THAT hole, pervs.
My ass is becoming so huge, it may take over the world one day.
And to make matters worse, I forgot to bring back the damn chicken feed bags that I was supposed to sew up into a roof for our stupid project!!!!
Urgh. Now that that's out of my system, I'll continue sprouting random shit from my mouth.
Drop me off at a beach and let me throw crabs in frustration!
I wanna do underwater waltzing with sharks.
Ivan wants to bungee jump with his rabbit friends.
The other day, my Mum was cooking with her apron and I told her, "You look like Cooking Mama" (as in the damn DS game). And she turns to me and very emotionally says "I AM A COOKING MAMA". Oh, riiiight.
Maybe she was mad that I was just standing there stealing the cooked pork instead of helping.
Lord. I think the painters may have decided to pay a visit. A little later and I'll start thinking I've gotten pregnant without the pre-pregnancy ritual. Which we all know we must not miss.
As for my dear friend, Nut or as some people know her, Natasha, she decided a few days ago that it'll be funny to demand or order me to do some stupid survey.
The title's are 'Are you kinky?' and 'Are you sexually powerful?'. Pft. As if she needs to ask!
Anyway, I like question #6 for the sexually powerful survey..
What influences your sexual morals?
- Your life experiences
- Religion
- What sexual morals?
You Are 75% Kinky |
 If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky. You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe. You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures. But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky! |
You Are Sexually Powerful |
 Your attitude toward sex is healthy, safe, and sane. You enjoy sex as much as (or possibly even more than) the average person. You're open minded, intelligent, and adventurous when exploring your sexuality. And while you never take things too far, you take them far enough! |
Happy now, Nut?
